So, really bad idea, but brilliant and hilarious at the same time.....Once upon a time there was a brother and sister who decided to take a journey to a little mountain town called Ashland for an afternoon of carefree fun. As they went from shop to shop, buying coffee and petting very cute dogs, they decide to go down a random alley. And behold at the end of that alley and across the street, just a skip and a hop away was a farmers market.
As they frolic through the many tents, admiring the natural candles and other crafty crafts, they come across a vegetable stand filled with delicious wonders and they spot the shiny red skin of chili peppers and think CHALLENGE TIME! They boldly go up to the man and ask what ones are the hottest, eventually after some thought, they choose the Argentinean chili pepper a very hot 7 on the 1-10 scale. they give the nice man 25cents for two and thank him.
They start to walk out of the farmers market and stop right before the exit, and count down from three, bite the peppers off at the stem and chew rapidly, suddenly it feels as if an atomic bomb has gone off in there stomachs and the hot substance sears there mouths and throats. Suddenly they run out and up the hill, eyes’ watering, noses’ running, faces’ red and see the life saving Yogurt Hut! Running in not being able to breath from the heat of the peppers, they yell as they run through the door, "FROZEN YOGURT! ANY FLAVOR! PLEASE NOW!" and the owners say, "it's serve yourself", so they grab the paper bowls for the yogurt, the brother gets cappuccino and the sister gets vanilla and they eat the frozen yogurt rapidly to sedate the burn as the owners laugh at there predicament. STAY AWAY FROM THE PEPPERS! THE END.